Lost On Lost

Further Instructions - Adorable Cults

Time for some reefer madness with ol' Johnny Locke! This week on Lost On Lost, the boys are joined by Senior Set Dressing Correspondent Matt Susterich to talk fake fur, fake hatches, and fake hitchhikers! Topics include airport groupies, tie-dye, polyfill, and floating mushrooms.
Plenty of unanswered questions in another season 3 episode, but plenty of laughs to go along with them. This episode is Tonka Tuff, baby! It's Further Instructions on Lost On Lost !

The Moth - Daytona Beach ’84

Who loves lamp? WE LOVE LAMP!
Join JP & Adam and returning guest Kevin Heyer on a quick tour of the survivors' new digs, a dank-ass cave! This week's topics include punk-pop bands, post-punk bands, and post-pre-pop-punk bands. And along the way, we discover what would scare the boys to their cores. Hint: it's a giant moth.
Come into the light, my brothers, mothers, and others. It's THE MOTH, man.

? - Damon Lindelof Ruined This Episode

Forget the cannoli, take the ax. Adam and JP are once again joined by the world's most local celebrity, Noah Totzke to discuss "?". Our hosts are left with more questions than answers after this one. Is Locke just going through an emophase? Will Mr. Eko permanently trade his stick for the ax? Does everyone get a headbutt? How old is that young, old girl? Does anyone remember Boone?
Also there is a missing piece that may or may not have been a butt dial from an old cell phone. 

Exodus Pt. 1 - Island Mega-Pope

You have three options: Run, Hide, or Manage Deadlines. Adam and JP are joined by Jake Jacobson (who has never been stranded on an island), to tackle this mass exodus (of 4 people). Our hero's only have a few hours until they mysterious Others come and smoke em' out. Will the survivors get the raft in the water? Will Rousseau get a mothers day card? Will Walt finish watching Power Rangers? Airports might suck but this episode is Dy-No-Mite!

Par Avion - Tombstone’s Terry O’Quinn!?

You've wanted it, you've waited for it, you've been oh so patient. It's Lost On Lost's first Claire-centric episode, and in the words of guest Brett Charles, it's "sufficient."
Topics include secret families, nets, quaaludes, and questionable set design. We also discover and name the primary antagonist of Lost On Lost, whose notorious soft focus is the bane of JP's viewing experience.
Enjoy our excellent, if occasionally tangential, analysis of Par Avion, and once you're done there, check out Knokx Pro Wrestling at knokxpro.com and on IG and Twitter.
Also, birds aren't real.

Outlaws - Avocado Milk

Never Have I Ever forgotten my wallet at a dive bar in Sydney! Jake Mandel joins JP & Adam on another madcap romp through the jungles of Lost. Sawyer's got some hunting to do, and Kate comes along to help.
Topics include gun safety (as always), mental health, fancy chocolates, and camping. It's LoL's dirty thirty coming straight for your earballs, right now!

Cost of Living - Meth Is Hard

This week on Lost on Lost, Patty Robinson joins Adam & JP to say goodbye to Mr. Eko. But it won't be goodbye forever, because we haven't finished watching Season 2!
Topics this week include the Catholic Church, advice on on using full range of motion in your pull-ups, and Mystery Team. We also ask the important question: is there a difference between BDE and DDE? The answer is just a few sweet minutes away. If you forgot your wallet, that's no problem. We can go halfsies on the Cost of Living, this week on Lost on Lost!

A Tale of Two Cities - Handcuffed to the French Press

What are these two cities? Is one of them where Jack is in a cage? Or Sawyer is in a cage? Or Kate is in a cage? Our heroes spend some quality time behind bars and we spend some quality time dunking on them. This week Adam and JP are joined by Nick Schreiter (aka Mr. Shaina Desotelle) as they navigate the waters of Jack’s divorce. If you think he was crazy BEFORE he was stranded on a jungle island, just wait until you see how he acts around the woman he “loves.” Yes, that means Julie Bowen is here. No, that does not mean she saves the episode. 
Take that Doc (tor Jack Shepard) Brown!

Collision - A Tender Smooch on Either Cheek

When the cats are away, JP and Adam will talk about Layer Cake and then have to cut it from the episode. No guest this week, as the boys are on a solo mission to figure out why Ana Lucia Cortez was even on Lost in the first place. In this, the second and final Ana Lucia-centric episode, nary a redeeming quality is discovered, but they have fun looking, I suppose.
Despite the whole "Ana Lucia sucks" thing, Collision has a lot going for it. Island golf, rad pants, dog reunions, and cinematography that can occasionally be described as "vaseline-y". And despite the centric character being a murderer, the episode is actually kinda good. OR IS IT? Only one way to find out! Listen now, LoLheads!

Orientation - Mr. Eko Will Cut a B**CH

Fan of the show and full time Lost fact researcher, Chris Watters joins Adam and JP as they sit through Orientation. The guys tread a lot of familiar ground in this episode; Locke has a depressing past, Jack is insane, and Sayid is the only adult on the island. However they get to spend a lot of time talking about how much they love Katey Sagal.  Our cast of characters broke their new friend Desmond's toy and they need to fix it before the countdown finishes. What happens when the countdown finishes? Who knows?!
 

Special - We get it! You can read.

Jenny Hoks joins the LoLdom to talk about what makes Walt special! JP, Adam, and Jenny get their cardio in by following the survivors as they wander aimlessly from the beach to the jungle and back. It's season 1, so most of the survivors still kinda suck at surviving (Except Sun, Jin, Hurley, and Sayid. Obv.), and we don't have Mr. Eko to intimidate them into not sucking. We got pencils for art projects, deodorant for first prize, and plenty of references to a certain 1998 Brad Pitt vehicle. You know the one.
Heh. Vehicle.
Make sure to look both ways, because here comes Special!

Born To Run - Probably Check Fraud

Micah Pollard joins JP & Adam for a quick lap through the aqueduct on Born To Run! What Kate did continues to haunt her, (and the LoLdom) as she tries to reconnect with Aunt Zelda, and the kid from Iron Will. Plenty of subterfuge and crummy cops abound in this, the penultimate episode of Lost season 1.
Who's in charge of safety meetings on Survivor Beach? Which one is Scott, or Steve, or whoever? Is there a convincing way to shoot Hawaii as Iowa?
All those questions, and no answers for them, coming up to your ears right NOW!